It was apparently available on Tivo for a while but I never got to see it. The goal for 2010 is to have a company actually air something I made on TV but Tivo is a good start.

Way back in October I shot a mini-documentary for an ingenious event called Haunts Against Hunger.  Basically a bunch of very committed Halloween enthusiasts dress like zombies and hold a food drive.  The drive has grown nicely since it’s inception and now “home haunters” leave boxes in their front yards all month so people can drop off food.  As the video explains, they had a really successful drive this year.

Big thanks to all the folks that appeared and who support the food drive including founders Thom Kramer and Paul Daniels of Darkside Studios and guests Kitty Zombie and Ron Fitzgerald!

I’m really, really proud of the way this video turned out.  It might be the most challenging thing I ever edited.  As fate would have it, my Crapbot associate, Rodney Simale and I went to the museum right in the middle of Milwaukee’s annual motorcycle fest.  That meant the museum was full and lively and that was great….but outside there were hundreds of bikes revving all…day…long.  The grounds of the museum are really cool looking; there’s a huge area where riders park their bikes so everyone can look at them.  I thought we’d do a bunch of our interviews in that area.  But when we got there the noise was loud I figured we’d have to do most of our filming inside.

But guess what you hear inside the museum?  Audio recordings of revving motorcycles!  As Nelson Muntz would say, the ironing was delicious.  Still, we were able to find some spots that were quiet enough.  It took a lot of work but I think the final spot turned out really nicely.  If my work has a “style” this is definitely a perfect representation of it.  Check it out, won’t you?

]]> http://www.crapbotproductions.com/2009/10/02/harley-davidson-buys-our-promo/feed/ 2 http://www.crapbotproductions.com/2009/08/15/it-is-on-like-a-tevatron/ http://www.crapbotproductions.com/2009/08/15/it-is-on-like-a-tevatron/#comments Sat, 15 Aug 2009 15:17:45 +0000 Dan http://www.crapbotproductions.com/?p=538 One of the best things about being a filmmaker is that sometimes you get to go places and see things that are off limits to the general public.  My camera has opened a lot of doors for me but of all the crazy things I’ve been allowed to shoot, the stuff I got to film this past week takes the cake.  For reasons that are still not 100% clear to me, I got to spend 2 days filming a music video at one of the most important scientific facilities in the world; FermiLab.  FermiLab is located in Batavia, IL and is home to the world’s largest particle accelerator. (Though the Large Hadron Collider at Cern will be taking over that title soon)  Anyway, it’s a big ass machine called a tevatron that flings particles at each other at mind-blowing speeds.  When the particles collide they rip apart and physicists are able to catch a passing glimpse of the stuff that makes up those particles.  But that’s just one of the many types of world-class science they are doing at FermiLab.  Those people are hardcore over there.

I grew up only about an hour from FermiLab.  I was kind of an atomic energy nerd when I was younger and I always hoped that my class would go to the lab for a field trip.  We never did and I always regretted it.  Well, I that is to say I did regret it.  Over the last few days I got to see every nook and radioactive cranny of that place.

Me, Funky49 and our bodyguards in the Tevatron control room

How’d it happen?  Well a few weeks back a Nerdcore rapper from Florida named Funky49 e-mailed and said he had written a rap about FermiLab and he was flying to Illinois to visit the facility.  Funky makes a brief cameo in Nerdcore For Life and he knew that I lived not to farm from Batavia so he asked if I’d want to shoot a music video with him while he was in town.  I said ‘heck yeah’ and that was that.

Funky49 outside FermiLab's Wilson Hall

FermiLab was really, really, REALLY supportive of the whole project.  As it turned out the Fermi rap was even the brainchild of FermiLab scientist; Dr. Ben Kilminster.  Funky49 had created an entire hip-hop album about Tampa’s Museum of Science and Industry.  Dr. Ben heard it and thought Funky would be the perfect guy to do a rap song and video about FermiLab.

Now, if you are a gigantic mega-nerd this whole concept might sound a little familiar to you.  A rap video shot at particle accelerator?  Hasn’t that been done before??  It sure has and that’s the point!  As I mentioned, the tevatron at FermiLab is about to lose its “world’s largest” status to the new particle accelerator at CERN in Switzerland.  Last year, some staff members at CERN created their own hip-hop video entitled “The Large Hadron Rap.”

The video is pretty good and damn did it blow up on the web-o-sphere!  The Large Hadron Rap video is up to 5.2 million views on youtube.  So the FermiLab folks figured that perhaps it was time for the Americans to rebut with a hip-hop video of their own!  And so, I now find myself on the front line of history’s first international, particle physics hip-hop feud.

Me filming the camera-shy buffalo

Funky49 and I spent two days running around the FermiLab compound.  And man, it really is a “compound.”  It’s a huge, amazing place.  What I like best about it is that the designers of the facilities really tried to reflect spirit of the mid-west in the grounds.  There are vast fields of open prairie between the buildings and there’s even an entire heard of buffalo living there.

It’s going to take me a few weeks to cut the video together but I have a feeling it will turn out to be something really cool.  We were allowed an absurd level of access.  We even got to film the open tevatron!  After we were done, we had to get “frisked” by a Geiger counter to make sure we hadn’t been irradiated.  And that wasn’t just some overcautious act.  The hardhats of our two chaperons tuned out to have been contaminated with radioactive dust while we were filming!

Inside the Tevatron room with our guides and their irradiated hard hats

So anyway, it was a great couple of days.  Huge thanks to Funky49 for asking me to do the video and extra big thanks to Dr. Ben and all the great people at FermiLab for showing us around and putting up with our shenanigans.  Check back in a few weeks to see the finished video!

Click here to view the embedded video.

It was exactly one year ago today, on July 12th, 2008 that Nerdcore rapper/producer Doctor Popular and I spent an afternoon in a garbage filled alley in San Francisco filming a music video for his song LOLcats. Nerdcore For Life is roughly 84 minutes long.  It took about 5 months to edit.  The music video for LOLcats is under 3 minutes.  It took me 12 months to edit.  Ok…I didn’t spend all 12 months editing the thing.  It just got pushed to the back burner for a minute.  But when I realized that the one year anniversary of the shoot was coming up, I dug through my hard drive, found the files and finally finished our nerdcore magnum opus.  I didn’t exactly plan to post the video one year to the day that we shot it but sometimes the universe just makes cool stuff like this happen.

I think the video turned out awesome.  I’ve watched it 500 times at this point and it still makes me smile.  The song is great and Doc Pop is actually a really good actor too.  I think the reason I like the video so much is because I think LOLcats and Icanhascheezburger.com are like the most hilarious things to take up space on the internetz.  I look at ICHC every day!  Doc Pop is an LOLcat fan too and when you combine our geeky affection for this bizarre little meme, you get a very strange music video packed with in-jokes that only the most die-hard LOLcat fans will understand.  Even the San Francisco ally where we shot the video is an in-joke!  (details here)

So watch and try to enjoy the fruits of our Audio and Visual labors.  If you get every single LOLcat reference then congratulations;  you win a cheezburger…..and a belly rub…and a bukit!  We took a bunch of pictures during the shoot.  Here are a few of my favorites:

This might be my favorite photo of the set. It's just 2 guys; one performing and one filming. I didn't even own a decent camera this time last year. The one in the picture is borrowed.

]]> http://www.crapbotproductions.com/2009/07/12/lolcats-musik-video-unleeshed-on-teh-internetz/feed/ 2 http://www.crapbotproductions.com/2009/07/11/end-of-the-road/ http://www.crapbotproductions.com/2009/07/11/end-of-the-road/#comments Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:39:19 +0000 Dan http://www.crapbotproductions.com/?p=476 I stopped submitting Nerdcore For Life to film festivals a good while back and now that I think about it, I don’t think the doc has had a festival screening since October!  Oh my God, that feels like it was last month.  No wait!  We screened in the Lake County Film Fest a few months back.  Well anyway, I thought we’d go for one more and as it turns out, we were accepted to what will probably be Nerdcore For Life’s final film festival.  The fest?  The Hardacre Film and Cinema Festival in Tipton, Iowa.  It’s our Iowa premiere!  There are only 5 documentary features selected for this year’s festival so it’s quite an honor to be accepted.  Couple that with the sentimentality that comes with our last fest screening and I’ve got enough motivation to get in my car and drive out there.  The festival runs August 7th and 8th at the very cool looking Hardacre Theater.  Is “Hardacre” the best name for an Iowa film festival or what?  Like I can just imagine that the theater got its name because the farmers would go there at the end of the day to unwind after working their “hard acres” or something.  Or maybe it was just built by a guy named “Arnie Hardacre.”  I don’t know.  I’ll check on that when I get out there.

http://www.tiptoniowa.us/hardacre/

If you can think of a better name for this guy than "Crappy the Crapbot" be sure to let me know.

Our big news though is Nerdcore For Life related and we should be able to announce it this month I hope.  (we’re very excited)  But other cool stuff is in the works too.  I found out that I’m going to get to shoot a music video this summer at one of THE most important scientific research facilities in the entire world.   I don’t even want to talk about that one until the shoots are done lest homeland security find and put the kibosh on the whole thing.  In other video news, any day now we should be posting an epic music video that took over one year to make!  Ok….it didn’t exactly take a year to make.  It took me a year to make it.  It was something we shot in San Francisco last summer and there were always more pressing things to tend to.  But I finally dusted off the footage and now it’s almost ready to go.  Again, we are excited.  Oh, we also have two Nerdcore For Life screenings happening later this summer but again, I have to wait to give out the details.  One screening will be in the Midwest and the other will be somewhere in Europe.  Can you guess where?  I’ll give you a hint:  Vienna sausages don’t actually come from there!

In self-reflexive news, this very website you’re looking at is brand new!  Currently I’ve got like a dozen blogs, facebook pages, myspace pages and websites dedicated to our various projects but Crapbot Productions itself didn’t have a home on the web.  I think the site turned out very nice but I especially like our new mascot.  Un-officially I have named him “Crappy.”  But officially he’s just the Crapbot of Crapbot Productions.  I paid some dude from craigslist 50 bucks to whip that up for me.  I like him.  Crappy, not the craigslist dude, I mean.  I’ve already got him on my new Crapbot Productions business cards

Finally, in what may be the hugest news of all we are one week away from starting production on a brand new, feature-length documentary project.  This one I can really not talk about though.  We might keep this one under wraps all the way until we start post-production.  Shooting should last about 6 months and I’m hoping the final film will be ready to screen after the start of the new year.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Nerdcore-For-Life/79341126707

So what’s the benefit of becoming our Facebook fan?  Well, because facebook is so easy to use and since it’s basically designed as a place where people can share micro-messages, we’re going to be posting lots of little stuff that we normally wouldn’t post to the blog or to Nerdcoreforlife.com.  Like what, you ask?  Like news and info about individual nerdcore rappers that appear in the documentary or maybe a link to the “Which Nerdcore Rapper are you?” quiz.  Yes that’s a real quiz and the link to it can be found on our Facey-space.

Current view count on youtube:  300,000+!